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Old 02-28-2009, 10:02 PM
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Zoology

A guy is failing Zoology. His teacher tells him that if he can find a rare animal and study it, he will let him pass the class. The guy starts driving and comes across a ranch. He goes to the door and explains himself to the owner. The owner replies to him that he has the rarest animal. As the owner leads the guy to his barn his tells him that he can study the animal as long as he wants, as long as he doesn't touch the animal. They come to the barn and go in. In the back of the barn there is a door made out of wood with a huge block of wood holding it closed. The owner picks up the block of wood and tosses it aside. They go downa flight of stairs and come to a door made out of stone. Beside the door is a button that the owner pushes and the door slides open. They go down another flight of stairs and come to the final door made out of metal. The owner unlocks about five locks and opens the door. In front of them is a 50 foot cage containing the hugest purple monkey ever possible. The guy is in awe. "You know the way out," the owner says as he leaves the room. The guy starts he research. About ten minutes into his study, he starts to wonder why he can't touch the purple monkey. So, he pokes the monkey in the shoulder. The monkey starts to breath heavier. He thinks," well, this isn't that bad." So, he pokes the monkey again. The monkey starts breathing even harder and starts to look pissed. The guy, thinking that the monkey is in a huge cage, pokes the monkey again. This time the monkey gets seriously pissed and rips the bar right off of the cage. The guy starts for the metal door and shuts it before the monkey reaches him. But then you hear the metal twisting and the door flies away. The guy goes to the stone door and pushes the button to close the door. As he runs for the wooden door, the monkey punches the stone door and pebbles are flying everywhere. The guy goes thru the wooden door and puts the wood block back into place and starts running for his car because he know if metal can't hold this thing back, wood sure isn't. While running, he hears the wooden door smash and splinters fly all over. The guy gets into his car and starts going. Just as he gets some speed the car starts to die. He looks and his gas gage reads empty. Just then, the monkey rips off his car door. The monkey leans over to him, pokes him and says,"You're it."
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