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Old 02-27-2009, 12:27 PM
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At 85 years of age, Martin married Rose, a lovely 25 year old ironing lady from the Philipines.

Since her new husband is so old, Rose decides that after their wedding she and Martin should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Rose prepares herself for bed and the expected knock' on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Martin , her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Martin takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Rose hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Martin , Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Rose consents for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Martin kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Martin Is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other. But as Martin gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I Am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Martin.'

Martin , somewhat embarrassed, turns to Rose and says: 'You mean I was here already?'

The moral of the story: Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's has its advantages.
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