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Old 02-24-2009, 12:10 PM
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Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill Went up the hill,
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass and grabbed her ass,
And now two of his front teeth are missing.

Jack and Jill Went up the hill,
Each one had a quarter.
Jill came down with fifty cents,
Do you think they went for water?

Jack and Jill went up the hill
For a bit of hanky panky,
Jill came back with a very sore crack,
Jack must have been a Yankee!

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
For just an itty bitty.
Jill is now two months overdue,
And Jack has left the city.

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water.
Jill forgot to take the pill,
So now they've got a daughter.

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
With a little keg of brandy.
Jack got stewed, Jill got screwed,
Now it's Jack, and Jill, and Andy.
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Old 02-25-2009, 12:06 AM
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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water,
jack pulled out his cock, jill said wow what a whopper lets go home and do it propper.
3months later all is well, 6 months later starting to swell, 9 months later snap crackle pop,
Out poped a baby with a 10inch cock. not to big not to small the poor little bugger only had one ball.
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