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Old 02-23-2009, 11:51 AM
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Why is it that a woman can guide
a 1.5" diameter penis
into an inch diameter vagina
in pitch black darkness
without looking
but she cannot park a 6 foot car
in a 7 foot parking spot
in broad daylight?
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One is lubed and one isn't!!! And, it takes a blonde to explain it all!!! Don't forget, also, that one parking spot expands and the other one doesn't...usually!!!
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Come on...what does parking have to do with fucking? You either know how to drive a stick shift or you don't! Last I checked, dicks are on auto pilot and can self park; unfortunately not just women, people can't!
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