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Old 02-23-2009, 11:38 AM
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paddy calls easyjet to book a flight
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:41 AM
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paddy on a bus when a young blonde starts breast feeding her baby
"come on eat up or ill give it to that man over there" she says to the baby
ten minutes later she's still trying to feed her baby saying "hurry up and eat up or ill give it to that man "
paddy looks over and says " for fucks sake lady make up your mind i should have got off 3 stops ago"
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:44 AM
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paddy runs into a pub yelling " mick i just seen someone nicking your car"
mick turns round and says" did you get a good look at him"
paddy replies " no but i got the registration number"
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:46 AM
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paddy in jail,guard looks in his cell and see's him hanging by his feet.
he goes in and says paddy what the hell are you doing?
paddy says im trying to hang myself.
the guard replies saying the rope's supposed to be round your neck.
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chris tarrent says paddy for £125,000 what is the colour of your wifes fanny hair is it
a.brown
b. blonde
c. ginger
d. shaved
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