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Old 02-22-2009, 06:13 AM
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12-Step Internet Recovery Program:



1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper
like I used to, before the Internet.

2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand
typing.

3) I will get dressed before noon.

4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan
dinner before even thinking of the Internet.

5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends
and family that are Internet-deprived.

6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the
Internet.

7) I will read a book...if I still remember how.

8) I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling
them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Internet.

9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.

10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is
necessary or not.

11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance
my checkbook because I was too busy on the Internet.

12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed
sometime ... and the Internet will always be there tomorrow!
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Old 02-22-2009, 06:58 AM
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i can't remember how many times i have tried this, all to no avail
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LOL Mischief the drinks are on me for creating this smokin' gif.....
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Old 02-22-2009, 12:13 PM
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well, a 12-step program won't work without a support group. I suggest we all meet somewhere convenient ...... say, .... online, here at NF for our meetings.
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Old 02-23-2009, 04:35 AM
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perfect falk

i'll bring the beer
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