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Old 02-20-2009, 04:45 AM
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Louisana swamp

Way.... back in da Louisana swamp, Der lived a family named Geautroux, Gaston & Clouteal.
One mornin' Gaston got in his Pe'rouge (a flat bottom canoe) an paddled inta' town to go to work.

Dat evenin' he come paddelin' home and Clouteal was standin' on da bank of da bayou. Ol' Gaston asked: How you doin' taday Cherre'?

Clouteal said: Ya no dat big ass alligator dat live behind da house? Gaston said: Ya...

Well...... he ate one of da kids!!

Ol' Gaston jumped up and started to yell!! Wat da matta wit you woman!!

She said: Gaston, Dats alrite, we go to bed and make another one.

Gaston tought a little bit and he reluctantly agreed.

About a year later, Gaston was commin' home again and she was standin' on da bank. He says , How you doin' honey?

She says OK, but dat big ass allegator ate another one of da kids !!! Gaston flew into a rage !! Clouteal said: Don't worry, I'll jus make sometin' ta eat and we can go ta bed and make another one!

Gaston once again reluctenly agreed.

About a year later Gaston was commin' home again and she was standin' on da bank. Gaston was afraid ta ask how she was doin'.

She said: Dat Allegator ate another one if da kids !!!

Ol' Gaston jumped up and threw his paddle down an stomped inside da house wit Clouteal close behind.

She said: It's OK, I'll cook somtin' and we can make another one!!

Gaston turned to her and said: What are you woman couyan' (crazy), If you tink I'm gonna work all day and fuck all nite ta feed dat big ass allegator, Ya Crazy !!!!!!



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