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Old 02-20-2009, 04:40 AM
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A DEA agent, together with an ATF and and FBI agent as part of a task force shows up at a ranch in western Kansas. The agents tell the rancher, 'We need to inspect your ranch for illegal grown drugs.'

The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'

The DEA agent verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, we have the authority of the Federal Government with us. ' Reaching into his rear pant pocket and removing his badge, the agent proudly displays it to the farmer. 'See this badge? This badge means we are allowed to go wherever we wish..on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?' The old rancher nods politely and goes
about his chores.

Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the three agents running for their lives and close behind is the rancher's bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the agents. They are clearly terrified.

The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

'Your badges! Show him your badges!'
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