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Old 02-19-2009, 10:12 AM
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the frogs

A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde went to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looked about the store, she noticed a box full of big green frogs. The sign says: "Oral Sex" frogs! Only $20 each! - Money back guarantee!! (Comes with complete instructions).

The girl excitedly glanced around to see if anybody was watching her and then whispered softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."

The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions very carefully." The girl nodded, grabbed the box and was quickly on her way home.

As soon as she closed the door to her apartment, the girl took out the instructions and read them thoroughly, doing exactly what it said to do. 1.. Take a shower, and clean yourself "down there" thoroughly 2.. Splash on some mild, sweet smelling perfume on your body. 3.. Slip into a very sexy teddy. 4.. Crawl into bed, spread your legs and put the frog "down there".

She quickly showered and jumped into bed. she put the frog between her legs and trembling with anticipation, she waited. To her surprise, and annoyance, nothing happened. The girl was totally frustrated and quite angry at this point. She re-read the instructions and noticed at the bottom of the paper it said, "If you experience any problems or have questions, please call the pet store."

So the girl called the pet store. The man said, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over". Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomed him in and said, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there". The man looked very concerned. He picked up the frog, stared directly into its eyes and sternly said:

"OK you green idiot. Listen closely to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!!!"
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