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Old 02-19-2009, 10:10 AM
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speding

A guy was stopped by a policeman for speeding, and does a lot of begging. Finally, the policeman says: "O.k. I'll ask you a question. If you answer correctly, I'll forget about the ticket!"

"Go ahead!", answers the speeder.

"You're driving at night, and two lights appear in front of you. What is it?"

"That's easy! It's a car!"

"Sure! But, what kind of car? Is it a Ford? Is it a Chevy? Is it a VW?", replies the policeman, and proceeds to write the ticket.

"Wait! Give me another chance!", begs the guy.

"Ok. But, this is your last chance! You fail to answer - you get the ticket!"

"Fair enough".

"You're driving at night, and a light appears in front of you. What is it?"

"That's easy! It's a bike!"

"Sure! But, what kind of bike? Is it a Honda? Is it a Suzuki? Is it a Harley Davidson? Sorry, you're getting the ticket!"

"Yeah, ok.. but let me ask you a question too!"

"Go ahead", answers the policeman.

"You see a bare breasted woman standing at the curb, bargaining with clients, what is it?" asks the guy.

"Oh, that's a hooker!" replies the policeman.

"Sure! But, what kind of hooker? Is it your mother? Is it your sister? Is it your daughter?"
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Old 02-19-2009, 05:43 PM
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right! to hell with the ticket. I'm giving you an ass-whooping.
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