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Old 02-18-2009, 12:20 PM
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Politically Correct Words

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as HILLBILLIES.

You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

Furthermore:

1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

3. She is not a DUMB BLONDE - She is a LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.

5. She does not NAG you - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

6. She is not a TWO-BIT HOOKER - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.

7. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

8. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

9. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

10. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION. (see JLV's Ramm Fell On His Head)

11. It's not his CRACK you see hanging out of his pants - It's REAR CLEAVAGE.
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1. so skirt is still acceptable.
2. (no offense ladies) we call them sluts.... of course the male version is a stud :)
3. no point defineing a blonde, theres not enough up there to define anyway.
4. town bike
5. whinner
6. happy slapper
7. keg
8. still lost
9. his face is creeping to the back of his neck.
10. fuck wit or wanker are accepable too
11. going postal
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