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Old 02-17-2009, 04:09 PM
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PG13 Hell is better than your job

The Top 14 Ways Hell is Better Than Your Job

14. Your coffee stays hot all day!

13. Never have to look very far to find the legal department.

12. In hell, you *know* who drank your Coke in the fridge- Satan!

11. 30 percent fewer "Dilbert" cartoons in the break room.

10. In hell, that devil-may-care attitude of yours comes in handy.

9. You get to spend more time with your spouse now.

8. No more wondering if the boss hates you.

7. Riding to work in a handbasket beats the hell out of public transportation.

6. Hourly dunks in searing pools of molten lava actually quite invigorating.

5. Surfing porno sites all day scores *major* points with the boss!

4. Your office: One free stale donut every Friday.
Hell: One brutal mutilation of a "Full House" cast member every Friday.

3. Your job? Suit and tie. Hell? Pitchforks and attitude, Baby!

2. Ferocious reptilian demons can appreciate a good dirty joke now and
then without threatening a sexual harassment complaint.

1. Microwave popcorn -- without leaving your cubicle!

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