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Old 02-17-2009, 04:41 AM
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The Parrot

A women walked into a pet shop and saw a beautiful parrot in a cage. Surprised to see the parrot was advertised for sale at a price of $50, the woman asked the owner why the bird was so cheap.

The owner was a bit red faced and whispered to her,'He has lived much of his life in a house of ill repute and his language is rather colourful. The woman thought for a moment before handing over $50.

Once home with her purchase she uncovered the cage and the parrot looked around and said, 'New premises, new madam.'

The woman didn't think this was too bad. An hour later her two daughters arrived home and were greeted by the parrot with,'New premises, new madam and two hookers.' The woman and and her daughters lauged after the initial shock.

One hour later the woman's husband Keith arrived home.

The parrot danced on his perch and said, 'Hello Keith.'

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