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Old 02-16-2009, 11:52 PM
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A difficult order

A guest in a posh hotel called over the head waiter one morning and read from the menu.

"I'd like one under-cooked egg so that it's runny, and one over-cooked egg so that it's tough and hard. I'd also like grilled bacon which is a bit on the cold side, burnt toast, butterstraight from the freezer so that it's impossible to spread, anda pot of very weak, lukewarm coffee."

"That's a complicated order sir," said the bewildered waiter. "I tmight be quite difficult."

The guest replied sarcastically, "It can't be that difficult
because that's exactly what you brought me yesterday!"
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