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Old 02-16-2009, 03:10 PM
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PG13 Contagious Computer Viruses

Beware of the following new computer viruses!


AIRLINE LUGGAGE VIRUS - You're in Dallas, but your
data is in Singapore.

FREUDIAN VIRUS - Your computer becomes obsessed
with marrying it's own motherboard. Becomes very jealous
of the size of your friend's hard drive.

HEALTH CARE VIRUS - Tests your system for a day, finds
nothing wrong, and sends you a bill for $4,500.

JEFFREY DAHMER VIRUS - Eats away at your systems
resources piece by piece.

JIMMY HOFFA VIRUS - Nobody can find it. Your programs
can never be found again.

MAFIA VIRUS - You don't want it, but you're afraid to get
rid of it.

MARTHA STEWART VIRUS - Takes all your files, sorts
them by category and folds them into cute little doilies to
be displayed on your desktop.

MIKE TYSON VIRUS - Quits after one byte.

STAR TREK VIRUS - Invades your system in places
where no virus has gone before.

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Old 02-16-2009, 07:54 PM
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notice-board here you come

gratz marbles
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LOL Mischief the drinks are on me for creating this smokin' gif.....
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Actually I think I might like the Martha Stewart virus...
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that would require a very large monitor pandora
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