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Old 02-16-2009, 08:36 AM
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Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family...

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying.
He calls his grandson to his bedside.
" Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."



"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"


"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos "

"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man.

"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"
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