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advertising lingo

In case any of you are still thinking about picking a vacation spot, be aware of the following advertising lingo:

Old world charm ~ No bath
Tropical ~ Rainy
Majestic setting ~ A long way from town

Options galore ~ Nothing is included in the itinerary
Secluded hideaway ~ Impossible to find or get to
Pre-registered rooms ~ Already occupied

Explore on your own ~ Pay for it yourself
No extra fees ~ No extras
Nominal fee ~ Outrageous charge

Standard ~ Sub-standard
Deluxe ~ Standard
Superior ~ One free shower cap

All the amenities ~ Two free shower caps
Plush ~ Top and bottom sheets
Gentle breezes ~ Occasional Gale-force winds

Light and airy ~ No air conditioning
Picturesque ~ Theme park nearby
Open bar ~ Free ice cubes


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