RexMag's Naughty Files Adult Discussion Board Rex is in the House

Board Photos Radio and TV Match Maker Reputations Points
Go Back   RexMag's Naughty Files Adult Discussion Board > Adult Humor > Jokes & Humor
Register Arcade Blogs FAQTop Posters Calendar Mark Forums Read


Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)  
Old 02-15-2009, 02:08 AM
rad's Avatar
rad rad is offline
Full Member
Points: 9,497, Level: 23 Points: 9,497, Level: 23 Points: 9,497, Level: 23
Activity: 0% Activity: 0% Activity: 0%
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Mars just visiting
Posts: 1,134
My Mood: Relaxed
Thanks: 201
Thanked 378 Times in 266 Posts
rad has a reputation beyond reputerad has a reputation beyond reputerad has a reputation beyond reputerad has a reputation beyond reputerad has a reputation beyond reputerad has a reputation beyond reputerad has a reputation beyond reputerad has a reputation beyond reputerad has a reputation beyond reputerad has a reputation beyond reputerad has a reputation beyond repute
good advice

My neighbour found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the Veterinarian.

He found that the problem was hair in its ears.

So he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.

The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should
go to the store and ...get some 'Nair' hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady goes to the chemist and gets some 'Nair' hair remover.
At the register the chemist tells her,

'If you're going to use this under your arms don't use any deodorant for a few days.'

The lady says: 'I'm not using it under my arms.'

The chemist says: 'If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days.'

The lady says: 'I'm not using it on my legs either.

But if you must know, .....I'm using it on my schnauzer.'

The chemist says: 'Stay off your bicycle for a week.'
__________________
RAD


Thank you for calling customer support technical hotline. Press 1 to hang up. Press 2 to repeat this menu
Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to rad For This Useful Post:
vetteindreams (02-15-2009)
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Good Advice jlv Funny Pictures 10 04-12-2008 11:52 AM
Good Girl_Bad Girl cassie Jokes & Humor 0 01-19-2008 12:21 PM
Good Advice manictaz Community Chat 0 03-05-2007 04:40 AM
How good are you in bed??? CHRISK Intimate Discussion 31 10-18-2006 01:09 PM
Good Advice mischiefnga Writers Block 0 10-06-2006 09:24 PM


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 09:13 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.6
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
© 2002 - 2010 BN Media, LLC