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Old 02-12-2009, 08:59 AM
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Talking Financial Terms

Financial Terms
* Accept this special invitation - pay money

* Bear - What your trade account and wallet will be when
you take a flyer on that hot stock tip your secretary
gave you.

* Bond - What you had with your spouse until you pawned
his/her golf clubs to invest in Amazon.com.

* Brokee - Someone who buys stocks on the advice of a
broker.

* Broker - The person you trust to help you make major
financial decisions. Please note the first five letters
of this word spell broke.

* Build relationships - get money from

* Bull - What your broker uses to explain why your mutual
funds tanked during the last quarter.

* Commission - The only reliable way to make money on the
stock market, which is why your broker charges you one.

* Convenience fee - interest charge

* Invest - gamble

* Margin - Where you scribble the latest quotes when you're
supposed to be listening to your manager's presentation.

* Multilevel business partners - Suckers

* Stock - A magical piece of paper that is worth $33.75
until the moment you buy it. It will then be worth $8.50.

* Stock-market correction - crash

* Yak - What you do into a pail when you discover your
stocks have plunged and your broker is making a margin
call.
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Thanks, Coot - I always wondered about these terms.
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