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Old 02-08-2009, 07:40 AM
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Jealously at its best

A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered
That she was out of credit, she instructed her son to use his own phone to
pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site. After junior
had called, he got back to Mommy to inform her that there was a lady that
picked up Daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching Dad on the mobile.


She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work and upon seeing
him in the driveway; she rushed out and gave him a tight slap. Then she
slapped him again for good measure.

People from the neighbourhood rushed around to find out what the cause of
the commotion was. The woman asked junior to tell everybody what the lady
said to him when he called.


Junior said: "The subscriber you have dialled is not available at present.
Please try again later."
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