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Old 02-07-2009, 09:10 AM
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It's Good To Be A Senio

No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile. An elderly
couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.

The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back
to their old neighborhood after they retired.

Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked,
so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had
carved "I love you, Sally."

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car,
practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure
what to do with it, she took it home. There, she counted the money --
fifty-thousand dollars.

Andy said, "We've got to give it back."

Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and
hid it in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking
for the money, and knock on the door. "Pardon me, but did either of you
find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"

Sally said, "No."

Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."

Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."

The agents turn to Andy and began to question him.

One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning."

Andy said, .......................

"Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ... "
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