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Siamese Twins (not politically correct!)

Siamese twins walk into a pub in Sydney and park themselves on a bar stool.

One of them says to the barman, "Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip. I'm
Joe, he's Jim, we'll have two Fosters please".

The barman, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while
pouring the beers.

"Been on holiday yet, boys?"

"Off to America next month actually," says Joe. "We go to the States every
year and hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees.

"Ah, America, "says the barman." Wonderful country... the history, the beer,
the culture..."

"Nah, we don't like that US crap," says Joe. "Meat Pies and beer," that's us,
hey Jim? Jim agrees - "We can't stand the Yanks - they're arrogant, rude and
egotistical."

"So why keep going to America?" asks the barman. Joe replies, "It's the only
chance Jim gets to drive."
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