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Old 02-03-2009, 05:23 PM
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An E-mail from God

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out and then give Him an opinion. He called a faithful female angel and sent her to Earth for a time to observe. The angel went to Earth and watched for awhile and when she returned she told sadly told God, "Yes it IS bad on Earth, 95% are bad and only 5% are good!"

God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a male angel to get both points of view". So God called a male angel and sent him to Earth to get the male perspective. When the male angel returned, he went to God and told Him, "It's true, the Earth is in terrible decline, Lord; 95% of the people are bad and a mere 5% are good!"

God was terribly disappointed and thought for a long time for a way that He could encourage the faithful and pious. Finally, he decided to send an E-mail to the 5% that were good, giving them praise and encouragement to help them continue to follow His righteous path. His words were touching and heart-felt. Do you know what He said as encouragement to them?

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Oh I am sure my junk mail settings probably just filtered it out...!!!

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