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Old 02-02-2009, 03:36 PM
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Adult Wedding Service

A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for
their wedding.

When he asked whether they preferred a contemporary or
a traditional service, they opted for the contemporary.

On the big day, a major storm forced the groom to take
an alternate route to the church. The streets were
flooded, so he rolled up his pants legs to keep his
trousers dry.

When he finally reached the church, his best man rushed
him into the sanctuary and up to the altar, just as the
ceremony was starting. "Pull down your pants," whispered
the pastor.

"Uh, Reverend, I've changed my mind," the groom
responded. "I think I would prefer the traditional
service."

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