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Old 02-02-2009, 12:25 PM
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Replacement Priest

The priest had to be out of town for a few weeks, so a replacement was brought in to hear confessions.

During the confessions, several women from the parish told the priest that they had committed adultery.

The priest told them that the word "Adultery" was a little strong, and that they should used the word "Slipped" instead.

Well, after a few weeks, the regular priest returned, and, not knowing the substitute priests usage of the word "Slip", was surprised to hear that the women thought that slipping was a sin.

The priest decided to have a talk with the grounds keeper, telling him that he needed to take better care of the sidewalks, as several of the women were slipping frequently.

The grounds keeper (knowing what they had meant), immediately started laughing.

The priest looked at him and said "I don't know what you're laughing about, your wife slipped three times last week!"


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