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Old 02-01-2009, 07:58 AM
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the fiddle player

An old sea captain, and a little guy who played the fiddle, were arguing about women.

The old sea captain tells the little fiddle player that women can't be trusted, and they will not be faithful under any circumstances.

The little fiddle player said well he bet his wife would not do anything like that.

So, the old sea captain said he would bet his ship and cargo against the fiddler player's violin that she would be unfaithful.

The fiddle player took the bet, and invited the sea captain over to his house, and sent the two of them into the bedroom while he waited outside the door.

A half hour went by and he heard nothing from his wife, so he started singing to the tune of Auld Lang Sine:

Be true, my love, be true my love,
It's only for an hour.
Don't screw, my love, don't screw, my love,
And the ship and cargo's ours.

She sang back to him:

Too late, my love, too late, my love,
He's got me round the middle,
He's screwed me once, he'll do it twice,
And you've lost your damned old fiddle!!!
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