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Old 01-29-2009, 02:49 PM
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Mel the old sailor

Mel, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and headsFor the docks once more, for old times' sake. He engages a prostitute andtakes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing??The prostitute replies, 'Well James, old sailor, you're doing about threeknots.'Three knots?' he asks. 'What's the hell that supposed to mean?'She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting yourmoney back.
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