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Old 01-29-2009, 10:08 AM
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fancy dress

A couple is getting ready to go to a costume party. The woman goes into the bedroom and emerges completely naked, except for a lemon hanging on a string from her vagina.

Her partner is shocked and amazed, and questions her about it. She answers that this is her costume, and this is the way she's going to the party.

So the guy goes into the bedroom and emerges a few minutes later also completely naked, but with a potato hanging on a string from his penis.

He looks at her and replies, "If you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick- tater."
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