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Old 01-29-2009, 09:01 AM
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Spell a word

After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Pearly Gates.


While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through
the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting around it were her
parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before
her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her: "Hello. How are
you?" "We've been waiting for you." "Good to see you."


When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a
wonderful place. How do I get in?"


"You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.


"Which word?" the woman asked.


"Love."


The woman correctly spelled "l-o-v-e," and Saint Peter welcomed her
into Heaven.


About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to
watch the Pearly Gates for him that day.


While the woman was guarding the Gates, her former husband arrived.


"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"


"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her former husband
told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you
while you were ill. And then I won the lottery. I sold the little house
you and I lived in and bought a big mansion. And my wife and I traveled
all around the world. We were on vacation, and I went water skiing
today. I fell, the ski hit my head, and here I am. How do I get in?"


"You have to spell a word," his former woman told him.


"Which word?"


"Czechoslovakia," she replied.
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