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Old 01-29-2009, 04:20 AM
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New Golf Terminology

Fair warning: These are not for the politically correct. (If any of those even exist here at NF!)

A 'Rock Hudson' - A putt that looked straight, but wasn't.

A 'Saddam Hussein' - From one bunker into another.

A 'Yasser Arafat' - Butt ugly and in the sand.

A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - Didn't quite make it over the water.

A 'Rodney King' - Over-clubbed.

An 'O.J.'- Got away with one.

A 'Princess Grace' - Should have used a driver.

A 'Princess Di' - Shouldn't have used the driver

A 'Condom' - Safe, but didn't feel very good.

A 'Brazilian' - A putt that shaved the hole.

A 'Rush Limbaugh' - Way to the right.

A 'Nancy Pelosi' - Way to the left.

A 'James Joyce' - A putt that's impossible to read.

A 'Ted Kennedy' - Goes in the water and jumps out.

A 'Pee Wee Herman' - Too much wrist.

A 'Sonny Bono' - Straight into the trees.

A 'Mickey Mantle' - A dead yank.

A 'Paris Hilton' - A very expensive hole.
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Old 01-29-2009, 04:34 AM
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aS A KEEN GOLFER SINCE THE AGE OF 10, WON'T TELL YOU HOW MANY YEARS I'VE BEEN PLAYING, I'VE GOT TONS OF THESE GOLF FUNNIES BUT HAD NOT AS OF YET SEEN THIS ONE. THANKS, PANDORA.

BTW: I'M AM ANYTHING BUT POLITICALLY CORRECT, SO IT WAS EVEN MORE APPRECIATED THAN PERHAPS BY ONE WHO WOULD BE...................WHICH, OF COURSE, BEGS THE QUESTION: WHAT IS A POLITICALLY CORRECT PERSON DOING AT NF ANYWAY..........? LOL.
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