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Old 01-28-2009, 07:25 AM
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A young man was in the horny frame of mind when he ran into a lovely Italian girl in the course of his travels. He tipped his hat and said, "Hi, I'm Jake. And you are?"

"My name is Lola," the girl replied. "How have you been doing?"

"So far, I am striking out," Jake said.

Lola inquired, "OH? With regard to what?"

Jake replied, "I'd like to get a piece o' tail."

'Lola looked at him alluringly, and said, "Why don't we go back to my place?"

"Sure,"

Jake said. He followed Lola back to her apartment. Then she inquired if he had any money.

"Sure," Jake responded, "I got a ten dollar bill."

Lola smiled, and said, "Once upon a time, there was a little pepperoni in the store. It was looking forward to being dinner for nobility. However, such was not the case. Jim's Italian Restaurant guy took a trip to the store, and got the little pepperoni, along with some sausage, bacon and ham. He took them all back to the Italian Restaurant and put 'em in the kitchen."

"WAIT A MINUTE!" Jake interrupted. "That is NOT what I meant by a piece o' tail!"

"Honey, it's the only kinda pizza tale you're EVER gonna get for $10!" replied Lola.
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