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Old 01-26-2009, 10:27 AM
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A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"




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A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"




Ah, my type humor... Thanks, Coot!
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a few I've heard in my line of work.............

Where would you put an injured insect?
In an antbulance!

What's an insects best chat up line?
Pardon me, but is this stool taken!



What is the insect's favorite game?
Cricket!


Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!

Why did the flea fail his exams?
He wasn’t up to scratch!

What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk!

Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly into the dance?
Because it was a moth ball!

How does a flea get from place to place?
By itch-iking!

What did one flea say to the other flea?
Shall we walk or take the dog?


What do insects learn at school?
Mothmatics!

What's the biggest moth in the world?
A mammoth!

Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?
Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't play grasshopper!

What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?
A grasshopper with hiccups!

What did one firefly say to the other?
Got to glow now!
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