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Things Learned By Texans Who Endured Hurricane Ike.

1. Coffee and frozen pizzas can be made on a BBQ grill.

2. No matter how many times you flick the switch, lights don't work without
electricity.

3. My car gets 23.21675 miles per gallon, EXACTLY (you can ask the people in line
who helped me push it).

4. Kids can survive four days or longer without a video game controller in their
hand.

5. Cats are even more irritating without power.

6. He who has the biggest generator wins.

7. Women can actually survive without doing their hair- you just wish they weren't
around you.

8. A new method of non-lethal torture - showers without hot water.

9. There are a lot more stars in the sky than most people thought.

10. TV is an addiction and the withdrawal symptoms are painful.

11. A seven lb bag of ice will chill 6-12 oz Budweiser's to a drinkable temperature
in eleven minutes, and still keep a 14 lb. turkey frozen for eight more hours.

12. There are a lot of damned trees around here.

13. Flood plane drawings on some mortgage documents were seriously wrong.

14. Aluminum siding, while aesthetically pleasing, is definitely not required.

15. Crickets can increase their volume to overcome the sound of fourteen
generators.

16. People will get into a line that has already formed without having any idea
what the line is for.

17. When required, a Lincoln Continental will float, doesn't steer well but floats
just the same.

18. Telemarketers function no matter what the weather is doing.

19. Cell phones work when land lines are down, but only as long as the battery
remains charged.

20. All of your neighbors are fed from a different transformer than you, and they
are quick to point that out.

21. Clothes hampers were not made to contain such a volume.

22. If my store sold only ice, chainsaws, gas and generators... I'd be rich.

23. Price of a can of soup rises 200% in a storm.

24. Your water front property can quickly become someone else's fishing hole.

25. Tree service companies are under appreciated.

26. I learned what happens when you make fun of another states' blackout.

27. MATH 101: Thirty days in month, minus six days without power equals 30%
higher electric bill.

28. Drywall is a compound word, take away the 'dry' part and it's worthless.

29. I can walk a lot farther than I thought.

30. I didn't know I could find so much pleasure in a little cool front in the middle of
September in Texas.
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