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Old 01-22-2009, 03:19 PM
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The Ventriloquist Cowboy!




A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch. He figures he'll have a little fun...

Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?"

Indian: "Dog no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' alright."

Indian: shows extreme look of shock

Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at Indian.

Dog: "Yep"

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Indian: shows look of disbelief

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Indian: "Horse no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Indian: extreme look of shock

Cowboy: "Is this your owner? "pointing at Indian.

Horse: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."

Indian: shows total look of amazement

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Indian: "Sheep lie!"
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