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Old 01-22-2009, 12:03 PM
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What is marketing ?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say,
"I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and, pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and compliment her hair. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich ..."
That's Brand Recognition

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback
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