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Top Signs You've Hired The Wrong Marriage Counselor . . .


15. Degree on the wall reads "Doctor of Swingology."

14. "I'm afraid there's not much you can do with a penis that small."

13. Her latest book: "Women Are From Venus, Men Are Lyin' Bastards"

12. "Just shut up and screw" doesn't seem like very good advice.

11. After you've earned enough "session points", you get to choose
either a Louisville Slugger or a Tazer gun.

10. When you and your spouse claim sexual incompatibility, he throws
a couple of pillows on the floor and says, "Prove it."

9. "Communication, schmunication - let's talk about
'backdoor love'..."

8. "Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Dr. Ike Turner will see you now."

7. You quickly discover that his motto, "Don't worry, be happy" is
pretty much the extent of his knowledge of the English language.

6. Always takes Hillary's side.

5. In order to open the lines of communication, she begins the first
session by hooking your genitals up to a car battery and tossing
your wife the keys.

4. Agrees with husband that a request to "honk on Bobo" is foreplay
enough.

3. "Mrs.Jones, I believe your husband is correct. You are a whiny
bitch."

2. Her last name has six hyphens.

1. Keeps repeating, "If you can't change course, you must divorce."

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