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Old 01-20-2009, 09:54 AM
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Top 10 reasons men could never handle being pregnant



10. Morning sickness would completely ruin their daily stop at the 7-11 For a breakfast burrito.

9. Swollen ankles would inhibit being able to squeeze into their high tops for hoops with the boys.

8. Having to live through even one sports season without a single beer.

7. They'd suffer zipper rash from the increase in trips to the bathroom.

6. Men could never tolerate the constant touchy-feely from strangers. They'd end up arrested for assault after being felt-up one too many times.

5. Maternity wear would be embarrassing. Imagine a sweet little pink business suit with a polka dot bow tie.

4. By month nine it would be impossible to reach down and scratch.

3. The only stirrups a man would consider putting his feet in reside on either side of a horse.

2. Man breasts are just NOT considered masculine.

And the number 1 reason men could never handle being pregnant . . .

1. Nine months of wondering: "How is it going to get out that tiny hole?!?!", would result in a nervous breakdown.


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