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Old 01-18-2009, 08:56 AM
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Top 15 Signs She's Getting Bored Having Sex with You



1. Bangs her head on the headboard BEFORE you begin.

2. She yells out her own name.

3. Asks to be on top so she can balance her checkbook more easily.

4. Holds up a picture of the Playboy centerfold to hurry you along.

5. Keeps asking, "Are you SURE you're not gay?"

6. Instead of asking to leave her shirt on, she wants to leave her pants on too.

7. Her moans of delight discovered to actually be a WAV file.

8. During the act, she screams, "Oh, baby, yadda, yadda, yadda!"

9. You begin to suspect she is only "playing" dead.

10. You find yourself sitting backstage at the Jerry Springer show.

11. Runs for vacant Senate seat in New York.

12. Keeps trying to set you up with her friends.

13. Starts her fake orgasms during foreplay.

14 Actually answers when you ask, "Who's your daddy?"

15 When you request sex, she replies, "Wait 'til the Nyquil kicksin."
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