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Old 01-16-2009, 04:51 PM
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Math Question:

A Backhoe weighing 8 tons is on top of a flatbed trailer and heading east on Interstate 70 near Hays, Kansas.

The extended shovel arm is made of hardened refined steel and the approaching overpass is made of commercial-grade concrete, reinforced with 1 1/2 inch steel rebar spaced at 6 inch intervals in a criss-cross pattern layered at 1 foot vertical spacing.

Solve: When the shovel arm hits the overpass, how fast do you have to be going to slice the bridge in half?? (Assume no effect for headwind and no braking by the driver...)

Extra Credit: Solve for the time and distance
required for the entire rig to come to a complete stop after hitting the overpass at the speed calculated above?

Yes, you can neglect friction.
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Old 01-16-2009, 07:15 PM
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imagine being on the bridge when it happened...
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imagine the drivers BEHIND the rig when it happened...
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rig driver:"hey, boss! that track hoe will be a little late in delivery. and it got a few scratches on it, too. and the highway boys will be wanting to talk with you."
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Old 01-17-2009, 04:20 AM
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Imagine the rig drivers face as his chest hit the steering wheel and face hit the windshield
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Old 01-17-2009, 05:40 AM
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well i told y'all the brakes were shot
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