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Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery



"Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."

"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness."

"Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"

"Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"

"Hand me that ... uh ... that uh..... thingie"

"Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff
before?"

"There go the lights again..."

"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys.. and this guy's got
two of' 'em."

"Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!"

"Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my
concentration off."

"What's this doing here?"

"I hate it when they're missing stuff in here."

"That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!"

"Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us."

"Sterile, shcmedle. The floor's clean, right?"
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