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Old 01-14-2009, 11:50 AM
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Dear Abby,
I have an oral sex etiquette question. While I love pleasing my lady, occasionally while in the middle of a "carpet munching" session a hair gets caught in the back of my throat. I think hacking up a hairball like a cat on speed at that special time might be considered
poor taste. How can I take care of business and remove the offending piece of "wool" and keep the mood?
Sincerely, Munchy


Dear Munchy:
Preparation, preparation, preparation, my son, is the key to successful tongue lashing. Right after your lady buys you a really expensive present, cooks you a fine, fine meal and finishes mowing the lawn with the second-hand, push lawnmower you purchased for her on your last anniversary, simply hand her a razor and remind her that her "back 40" also needs a good clip. Remember, an "idle" woman is a demon in the making.
Abby
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