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Old 01-13-2009, 04:21 PM
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Blonde & the milk bath

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.
She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the
door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, 'I found your
note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?'


The blonde said, 'No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub
up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful
again.'

The milkman asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized?'




(YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS.... )




The blonde said, 'No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes.'
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