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Old 01-12-2009, 06:41 PM
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A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The first woman said ... 'Have you ever had a hug?'

The man said ... 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said ... 'Have you ever had a kiss?'

The man said ... 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third woman said ... 'Have you ever been fucked?'

The fellow said ... 'No.'

She said ... 'You will be when the tide comes in.'
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And I almost drowned that day too damnit!
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Old 01-12-2009, 10:48 PM
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And I almost drowned that day too damnit!
It wouldn't have been a problem if your name was Bob.....
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Old 01-13-2009, 01:40 AM
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that would have been shocking for poor bob (battery operated boyfriend)
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