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Old 01-12-2009, 10:24 AM
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father daughter talk

My three-year old daughter was talking to me while I shaved. The topic was cartoons, television and reality. She was going into great detail about the characters in the Dragon Tales cartoon.

When she finished I said, "Honey, are cartoons real?"

"No." was her brief reply.

"Is TV real?" I said looking at her.

"No."

"I'm glad you know those things aren't real," I said patting her head.

"You know what's real?" she asked wide-eyed.

"You tell me."

"Monsters are real!" she said walking out.

"No they're not!" I called after her.

"Yes they are!"

"No they're not!"

"Yes they are!"

"No, honey," I said. "Those scary things that occasionally come into our house aren't monsters there Mommy's family..."
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