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Old 01-11-2009, 07:09 AM
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Elmer, the farmer, went into town to retrieve his monthly supplies.

The clerk noticed Elmer was displaying a sad face and asked what was wrong.

Elmer stated that his wife, Clara, was wearing him out as she was a nymphomaniac and that he was worn out trying to satisfy her.

The Clerk said "Why don't you put a shotgun on your tractor and when you are way out on the back of the farm you can give a blast
in the air to signal to her that you are ready for sex."

This would require her to run all the way to him to get serviced and she would have to return all the way back to the farmhouse. In this way it might lessen some of her demands.

Elmer agreed that it was a good idea and would give it a try.

The following month Elmer returned for more supplies with the same sad look on his face. The clerk inquired what was wrong.

Elmer responded, "Didn't you hear? Clara died unexpectedly."

The clerk said that he hadn't heard and asked what happened.

Elmer said, "Well, You remember that suggestion that you gave me?"

The clerk said "Yes."

"Well, It was a good one and worked just fine the first week. Then pheasant season came along and she ran herself to death."
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