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Kids' Instructions on Life



- Never trust a dog to watch your food.
Patrick, Age 10

- When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.
Matthew, Age 12

- Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.
Rocky, Age 9

- Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the
morning.
Stephanie, Age 8

- Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Rosemary, Age 7

- Don't flush the john when your dad is in the shower.
Lamar, Age 10

- Never bug a pregnant mom.
Nicholas, Age 11

- Don't ever be too full for dessert.
Kelly, Age 10

- When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?"
don't answer him.
Heather, Age 16

- Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
Michael, Age 14

- When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your
mom when she's on the phone.
Alyesha, Age 13

- Never try to baptize a cat.
Laura, Age 13

- Never spit when on a roller coaster.
Scott, Age 11

- Never do pranks at a police station.
Sam, Age 10

- Never tell your little brother that you're not going to
do what your mom told you to do.
Hank, Age 12

- Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand.
Molly, Age 11

- Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.
Chelsey, Age 7

- Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.
Phillip, Age 13

- Forget the cake, go for the icing.
Cynthia, Age 8
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