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Old 01-09-2009, 08:21 AM
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The Doctors Office

There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists you tell her what is
wrong with you in a room full of other patients.Many of us have experienced
this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.An 86-year-old man walked into
a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist said,
'Hello, sir. Can you please tell me why you're here to see the doctor
today?''There's something wrong with my dick,' he replied.The
receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into
acrowded waiting room and say things like that.''Why not? You asked me
what was wrong and I told you, he said.The receptionist replied, 'Now
you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should
have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the
problem further with the doctor in private.'The man replied, 'You
shouldn't ask people questions in a room full ofstrangers, if the answer
could embarrass anyone.'The man walked out, waited several minutes and then
re-entered. Thereceptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?'There's
something wrong with my ear,' he stated.The receptionist nodded approvingly
and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your
ear, sir?''I cant piss out of it, he replied.The waiting room erupted in
laughter. Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose !
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Old 01-09-2009, 08:25 AM
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yep they definitely have the right attitude when dealin' with such stoopid people
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Thats hilarious!! Its always funny to me that when you enter a doctors office they ask how are you today!
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