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Old 01-08-2009, 06:06 AM
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A man was about to tee off on the golf course when he felt a tap
on his shoulder and a man handed him a card that read

"I am a deaf mute. May I play through, please?"

The first man angrily gave the card back, and communicated that:
No, he may NOT play through, and that his handicap did not give
him such a right.

He then teed up his ball, and with a mighty swing of his pitching
wedge lobbed the ball right on the green for a par 3. Just as he
was about to putt the ball into the hole he was hit on the head
with a golf ball, laying him out cold.

When he came to a few minutes later, he looked around and saw the
deaf mute sternly looking at him, one hand on his hip, the other
hand holding up 4 fingers.
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