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Old 01-06-2009, 11:42 AM
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The Cat At Sea

One day two drunks are sitting in a bar drinking. One drunk notices a sign saying, "Lady in the back." Being curious, they called the bartender over and asked what it meant. The bartender says, "Well, there is a lady in the back that will satisfy all your requests for only $20.00 and the answer to a riddle."

One of the drunks, thinking how cheap and easy it should be, gives the bartender a twenty and heads for the back.

Laying on the bed is a beautiful and voluptuous red head. The drunk says, "I paid my twenty so what is the riddle?"

The red head says, "If my pussy was to sail out to sea, how would you bring my pussy back to me?"

The drunk thinks for a minute and then answers, "I don't know. How'd the damn cat get out there?"

The red head laughs and says, "Go on, you didn't answer the riddle."

The drunk, pissed off and embarrassed, sits down by his buddy. The buddy is anxiously waiting to hear what happened and asks, "Well, how good was it?"

Feeling very embarrassed, the drunk answers, " I couldn't answer this damn riddle about some f****** cat."

So the second drunk says, "Well, this I've got to try." He calls the bartender over and throws him a twenty while heading for the back room.

There lies the beautiful and voluptuous red head, all spread out and smiling. She proceeds to say, "If my pussy was to sail out to sea, how would you bring my pussy back to me?"

The second drunk answers, "Well, I don't know. Don't you think the damn cat is dead by now?"

She laughs and says, "Go on, you didn't answer the riddle."

Now the drunks are pissed, frustrated, and out forty dollars. While complaining to the bartender, in walks this huge sailor with his duffle bag. He walks up to the bartender, throws a twenty down and says, "Where is the room?" The bartender stands back and just points the way for the sailor.

The sailor opens the door and says, "Okay, let's hear it."

The voluptuous red head, with eyes open wide, sits up and says, "If my pussy was to sail out to sea, how would you bring my pussy back to me?"

The sailor, taking his duffle bag and throwing it on the floor says:

"Well, with this bag I'll make a boat, And with my balls, I'll make it float. With my dick, I'll make and oar, And row your pussy back to shore."
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