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Old 01-05-2009, 05:06 PM
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The Blonde Mortician

A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an
expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would
like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in
the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked
his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives
the blonde mortician a blank cheque and she says, 'I don't care
what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she
finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle
chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly .

She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very
satisfied. You did an excellent job and I' m very grateful. How much did you
spend?' To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with
the blank cheque.

'There's no charge,' she says.

'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says.

'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a
deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in
shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive
blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave
wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as
long as he looked nice.'


'So I just switched the heads.'



(BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.)
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Old 01-05-2009, 08:59 PM
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well it's easier than lifting all that dead weight huh third
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I thought so.
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